As if there weren't already enough reasons to relocate down under, a strip-club owner in Brisbane, Australia has added yet another to the ever growing list:
X-rated nude car wash gets police all-clear
However this does strike me as being a bit misguided-- that is to say I don't know that this would work in the states. I really don't see suburban housewives paying $50-$100 for a car wash from nude or topless women. Now in this land of equal opportunity I propose a dual car-wash:
Bubbles -n- Babes (for the gents)
Suds -n- Studs (for the ladies)
Just think of all the out of work personal trainers and strippers we could employ!
Although, with all this being said, I don't think I'll ever be able to hear At the Carwash again and keep a straight face.
Sunday, May 20, 2007
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I always wanted to open a topless car wash in Ontario. And I think you're right that they should have a guys section, but don't limit it to 'for women' as I think gay men would be the target market.
I'd have the cleanest car in town!
I'd want to wash other things---not just my car.
They could do that up here. Apparently you're not legally naked if you're wearing shoes. That's how they justify the naked Pride Paraders.
Cleanliness is next to godliness!
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