Sunday, May 20, 2007

Yet another reason to move to Australia...

As if there weren't already enough reasons to relocate down under, a strip-club owner in Brisbane, Australia has added yet another to the ever growing list:

X-rated nude car wash gets police all-clear

However this does strike me as being a bit misguided-- that is to say I don't know that this would work in the states. I really don't see suburban housewives paying $50-$100 for a car wash from nude or topless women. Now in this land of equal opportunity I propose a dual car-wash:

Bubbles -n- Babes (for the gents)
Suds -n- Studs (for the ladies)

Just think of all the out of work personal trainers and strippers we could employ!

Although, with all this being said, I don't think I'll ever be able to hear At the Carwash again and keep a straight face.

5 comments:

Snooze said...

I always wanted to open a topless car wash in Ontario. And I think you're right that they should have a guys section, but don't limit it to 'for women' as I think gay men would be the target market.

The Phoenix said...

I'd have the cleanest car in town!

Susan as herself said...

I'd want to wash other things---not just my car.

St. Dickeybird said...

They could do that up here. Apparently you're not legally naked if you're wearing shoes. That's how they justify the naked Pride Paraders.

Godwhacker said...

Cleanliness is next to godliness!