Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Exchanges with wifey

One night last week on my way home from work, my wife called me:

W: Where are you?
Me: In my car.
W: I get that, but where are you in your car?
Me: The driver's seat.

Current Music: Queen - The Great King Rat


:P fuzzbox said...

Did your wife then ask where you were going to sleep?

barbara said...

I totally understand her question! Darrin, your lovely lady must have a ton of patience to be married to you :)

Keshi said...

lol she knows ya too well!


The Phoenix said...

And you wonder why the locks on your doors have been changed???

Jeff said...

Hahahah, the next time that happens to me I am definitely going to use that.

Lucia said...

Ack! This illustrates what I find exasperating in conversation with my marido. Why? It makes me ask another question. I'm usually in a hurry and am looking for quick answers, and, I know he knows what I mean, but I get responses which force me into asking yet another question (sometimes two). I hope your wife is a patient woman!

Dantallion said...

lol! In the driver seat.

(Too bad that's one of the very few times that you can actually get away with saying that...) ;)

Susan as herself said...

I'm assuming she smacked you when you got home.

Perplexio said...

fuzz: No, and if I had asked that, I wouldn't have been terribly surprised if the answer had been, "the couch."

Barbara: I understood her quesion too. I was just being difficult. I did eventually tell her where I was, so all was good in the end.

keshi: She generally guesses my smart ass answers before I give them. She does know me too well.

Phoenix: Not yet, but if I keep up performances like that, I can forsee that changing in the immediate future.

jeff: Be careful, some lasses don't take as kindly to it as others do. You've been with your lass long enough that she should get a kick out of it.

lucia: we men are just teasing the women we love. We wouldn't tease if we didn't love. :-)

dantallion: I may be in the driver's seat, but she's got the keys... if you know what I mean.

susan: No, but I believe I did get a roll of the eyes out of her for that one.