I have an idea for a movie...
(bear with me here)
*in booming movie announcer voice*
First there was Cold Mountain-- a tale of longing and love between a Confederate soldier and the love he left behind.
Then there was Brokeback Mountain-- a gripping tale of a forbidden love shared by 2 gay cowboys.
Neither of them will compare to
COLD BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
The sad and gripping tale of the secret love shared by a Union solider and his Confederate counterpart.