New Diet

There's apparently a new diet out there. I just heard the tail end of an ad for it on TV... Apparently all you need to do to lose weight is pick up the phone. It didn't really indicate who you should call... it just said, "Pick up the phone and you'll lose weight."

I don't think it works though... If anything I was a few ounces heavier after I picked up the phone than before... I'm wondering if I'm supposed to do some curls with it or something.... I'll keep everyone posted. ;-)

/tongue-in-cheek