Amusing Morsels

Just a little somethin' somethin' to brighten up a rather dreary snowy hump day...

Redneck Haiku du jour:

Wedding night fireworks
as Flo's ex-husband threatens
to bring back the kids*

*from Redneck Haiku by Mary K. White

Quote du jour:

"But you know there's no such thing as the best at anything. Music is subjective. Art is subjective. Beauty is subjective. Do you think that when two ugly people are fucking they're saying 'Ha ha you're the ugliest person I ever fucked in my life?' No, of course not, they see beauty."-- Toto guitarist/vocalist Steve Lukather from his recent interview on Melodicrock.com

I understand, heck I even agree with what Lukather is saying... But DUDE!