Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Random thoughts and Blog Homework...

I've been really busy lately but I did/do have some random thoughts/ideas to share:
  1. Does it bother anyone else that KENTUCKY Fried Chicken is using Sweet Home ALABAMA as its theme music in its current advertising campaign?
  2. Speaking of music I came up with another band name... Severed Chords. The lead singer would have the stage name of Val Sectomy.
  3. You know those squirty top water bottles? Sometimes when you close them a little water squirts out. Whenever that happens I look at the bottle and console it... "It's okay it happens to everyone."
  4. In the book I'm currently reading (JPod by Douglas Coupland) the characters were musing about Ronald McDonald and what he's like off-duty, if he's haggard from showing up at all those birthday parties. In the end they decide he must be lonely. And then all of the characters write a letter to Ronald making a case for why they'd make a good partner/friend/lover for him. When finished with their letters the plan is to vote on the best one and send it to Ronald... With that in mind, I have an assignment: Write YOUR letter to Ronald McDonald. I don't care if you're gay, straight, male, or female. Make your case for why you're the perfect mate/friend/lover/lifelong companion for Ronald!
I've got to cut this short and get back to my book... in the mean time... get crackin' Ronald's a lonely clown! He needs a companion, don't keep the poor clown waiting too long.

6 comments:

Jeff said...

Haven't seen that KFC commercial yet, but I think that it is sort of dumb to use that song in a commercial.

tworabbitshow said...

Dear Ronald:

You have huge feet and I don't like to dance. 'Nuff said.

sincerely,
me

Perplexio said...

jeff: It's very subtle and it's gotten to the point where it almost sounds like the music BELONGS on KFC ads which makes it even more reprehensible, imho.

tworabbitshow: Love the Ronald McDonald letter... Thanks for being the first to complete the "homework assignment!"

The Phoenix said...

I love me some KFC.

I'm a big fan of the Ham Burgler, personally.

Snooze said...

Dear Ronald,

You have big feet and you know what they say about men with big feet. I want to find out if it's true or not. Hopefully there aren't tiny feet inside those big shoes and hopefully there isn't a tiny package inside those baggy pants...

Dantallion said...

Ronald,

I hate you and everything you stand for. I'm dumping you for a broad named Wendy.

Best

Dan xo.