I do believe I've come up with a new word/term...
Multi-tasking + Masturbation = Multi-taskerbating
Multi-taskerbating: Doing multiple things at once all by yourself with tremendous personal enjoyment/fulfillment
I suppose this could also open things up to:
Mutual Mulit-taskerbating: Swapping multiple tasks with a co-worker and doing one another's multiple tasks simultaneously
(essentially that 2nd one is "teamwork" but doesn't "Mutual Multi-taskerbating" sound so much more fun? even if it is a mouthful?)
And on only a slightly different tangent--
One of my favorite insult terms/names is "Ass Clown." The other morning when my cobwebby brain wasn't quite awake and I was showering I got to thinking... "What does an ass clown use for facepaint?" And then I had my Eureka moment-- I had just come up with a term that's even more insulting than ass clown... "Ass Clown Facepaint." And I've even thought of other uses for this term.
Instead of:
"You're being made a fool of!"
"Your face is being painted like an ass clown... Ass Clown!"
Okay, I better quit while I'm ahead I'm beginning to see double entendres all over what I've just typed.
So what's the verdict? And what are some of the more unusual/interesting terms/words you've come up with?
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4 comments:
This word just gives me a visual of a guy sitting at a desk paying his bills or something and using the other hand for...you know.
But it is a cool word, Darrin, you go ahead and use it as needed.
I like the multi taskerbating. I'm going to employ that in my own world.
I too love ass clown.
When I'm really mad, I usually just run a bunch of swear words together that don't really go, to come up with one giant, nonsensical but dirty insult.
One time I guess I was either trying to say MF or son of a bitch and it came out "Mother of shit." For some reason, that one really stuck and I say it all the time now.
Mutual multi-taskerbating? Sadly, there's no one in my work place that I'd consider trying that with. Most of them are ass-clowns.
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