So today in my RSS feed I stumbled upon the following headline:
Seal 1: Jeet jet?
Seal 2: Not jet, ju?
They probably also wear trucker hats, and flannel shirts which are left open to reveal their t-shirts usually with some crass or vulgar ode to the lowest common denominator of American "culture" and their blood type is Genesee Beer.
And if I were in Canada, the seals would be talking "aboot" last night's Maple Leafs game at their local Tim Horton's.
I see a sitcom in the making! It's not really that preposterous, is it? I mean I read that the Cavemen from the Geico commercials have been green-lighted for a pilot. If they can get a pilot, certainly bearded seals with regional accents are sitcom-worthy? Aren't they? And ABC is going to need SOMETHING to replace Lost with in a couple of years when that show finally wraps up.