Linger by the Cranberries

This song is just begging for a spoof...

This has been going around in my head for a bit. I've had the choruses figured out for awhile now, I just had to come up with my new verses for it;

Linger

If I had a match I’d let it burn
Don’t let it reek, don’t make me gag
If you do, you’re being rude
But you’re such a stinky dude
Your letting of a fart
It’s ruining everything
And you swore, you swore it to be true
I heard not one but quite a few
So why am I holding my nose
Is it the way the odor grows
Were you lying all the time
Was it just a game to you

But the stench it sure does reek
You know I played the fool for you
You had me pulling on your finger
Do you have to let it linger
Do you have to, do you have to
Do you have to let it linger

Oh I’ve let a fart or two
But nothing quite as strong
Quite as strong
MAN that’s strong
If you, if you could get by
I’m trying not to die
Olfactories wouldn’t be so abused
My nose would not feel so used
But I’m sure you really knew
I’ve really got to get away from you

But the stench it sure does reek
You know I played the fool for you
You had me pulling on your finger
Do you have to let it linger
Do you have to, do you have to
Do you have to let it linger

But the stench it sure does reek
You know I played the fool for you
You had me pulling on your finger
Do you have to let it linger
Do you have to, do you have to
Do you have to let it linger

You know I played the fool for you
You had me pulling on your finger
Do you have to let it linger
Do you have to, do you have to
Do you have to let it linger