Monday, April 24, 2006

Against my better judgement

I found a "mullet photo" and against my better judgement, here it is...

21 comments:

Bar Bar A said...

Look at you! The hair is great...but what are those pants? And what does that shirt say?

You look so much like my ex. b.f. I had to enlarge it to make sure you weren't him! Thanks for sharing!!

LostInTX said...

HOLY COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


that's freakin' hilarious!!!

Perplexio said...

Barbara: I don't remember much about the pants-- but they have been retired by now that's for sure.

As for the shirt it reads:

"Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?"

lostintx: Glad I could be a source of amusement. There's another version of the same photo that I photo-shopped. I shrunk my head so it makes my hair look REALLY big, like 80s hair band big... It's kind of funny actually.

:P fuzzbox said...

You rocked the mullet Hard Core. That flat out rules.

St. Dickeybird said...

Holy Jesus!
I don't know what to comment on - the hair or the pants!

Perplexio said...

Fuzz: Scary thing is I let it get about 2 inches longer than that (although I don't know where those pictures are).

St. Dickeybird: What is it about the pants? I didn't think they were that bad

Green Eyes said...

What a brave guy, sharing your old photo!

Crazy Dan said...

Rocking the mullet, I too at one time supported the mullet. I believe the mullet is making a come back, I see many a redneck sporting it along with their wifes. Do you think this is one of the signs from revelations indicating the end of the world?

Perplexio said...

Crazy Dan: For Rednecks the mullet never truly went away. It's always been there. For years rednecks and hockey players were the only mullet "hold-outs" and a few years ago many of the mulleted hockey players finally had their mulleted locks shorn leaving rednecks as the only mullet holdouts.

I don't think its a sign of the apocalypse, if we were to start seeing big name celebrities wearing mullets again BY CHOICE (not because they're playing a redneck or a mid 90s era hockey player in their upcoming film) that would be a sign of the apocalypse. If we ever elect a mulleted president we might as well cash in all our chips because at that point the gig will be up and the apocalypse will have started!

erin said...

Hee! Classic.

What is it about the pants? I didn't think they were that bad

I think it's the fact that the entire zipper screams "look at me!"

But really, cute in a hairy sort of way. ;)

Perplexio said...

Erin: Yeah I s'pose the fly does scream "look at me."

I have a photo-shopped version where I shrunk my head giving me 80s metal hair and making my neck look disproportionately thick compared to my head.

Normlr said...

Wow. I, um. wow.

I can only wish I needed a zipper that large.

Perplexio said...

normlr: ROFLMAOPMP. Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read your comment, my Mountain Dew would have sprayed out of my nose and all over my monitor.

LostInTX said...

Women with mullets are the worst. I feel sooo sorry for them. That's just plain wrong.

Personally, I think that the hockey mullet was different than the regular mullet.

Perplexio said...

lostintx: I agree about women with mullets. They just look WRONG.

As for the hockey player mullet vs. the redneck mullet you're right. The redneck mullet is more of the Billy Ray Cyrus "Kentucky Waterfall" whereas the hockey player mullet generally isn't as long and generally it's wavier or curlier than the Kentucky Waterfall.

The Phoenix said...

You got the business in the front and party in the back totally going there. I thought your fly was open or something with those pants.

In fact, they look like cargo pants with a draw-string waist???

That's classic.

Perplexio said...

Phoenix:

I don't remember much about those pants other than that they've long since been retired.

Snooze said...

I like that mullet! It does remind me of hockey hair, not the redneck look.

Dantallion said...

"Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand..."

Perplexio said...

Snooze: I'm glad you enjoyed it. Since I got requests from 2 of you on this blog and one other request over on my other blog, I decided to post the scary photo despite my reservations. And it didn't hurt that you're a Canuck, I'm a sucker for my Northern neighbours.

dantallion: You crack me up man. I haven't had breakfast yet, I guess you could say that I'm "hungry like the wolf."

St. Dickeybird said...

Actually, I think it was the high-waistedness of the pants. They look like they're pulled up halfway to your armpits.

But yeah, the zipper... Ditto Normlr's comment!