I think I may have just found my new workout video:
"So, what did yo do at the gym today?"
"Well, I did 5 reps of 'Is the taxi on its way?', 10 reps of 'Take anything you want.' and finished with 15 reps of 'I was robbed by two men.'"
Easily the best video since Normlr posted the music video for I Wanna Love You Tender.
Thanks to my ol' chum, E-ven for tipping me off to this gem.