Tuesday, May 16, 2006

And he's a hit at parties too...

So my brother is Jesus. He doesn't do weddings, birthdays or bar mitzvahs (come to that, there's not much demand for him to do the latter)-- at least not yet. But man I bet he'd be a hit at weddings-- running low on wine, just bring a few bottles of water and you'll be set for the rest of the party.

And he's a real hit at those pot-luck dinners, where somehow everyone managed to forget to bring something except for those kids who brought their fish and bread...

Do you have dirty feet? He cleans feet too!

But of all the parties I think he'd be the biggest hit at-- Pool parties!

Ironically, much like Jesus, my brother actually does do carpentry work from time to time...

7 comments:

St. Dickeybird said...

Can he cure me? I've got a funny bump on my...
Oh never mind, I'll get Ganesh - he's got more arms.

Susan as herself said...

I feel more relaxed already knowing I can bring a bunch of my prostitute friends to the next party withoiut being judged.

Bar Bar A said...

This is a cool photo!

The Phoenix said...

I'd like to see him walk on water.

Perplexio said...

dickeybird: He may very well do healings, but I'm not sure how successful they are.

susan: EXACTLY-- No one ever gets "stoned" at his parties (in either sense of the word) as his interpretation of "getting stoned" is considerably different than the more contemporary definition/interpretation.

barbara: I really do dig the photo, I think it's replaced Salvador Dali's painting as my favorite artistic interpretation of "The Last Supper."

Phoenix: Me too, but I'm hoping for his next miracle he'll make David Hasslehoff mute so we never have to endure another music video atrocity like his Hooked on a Feeling.

Dantallion said...

Perplexio: Aw c'mon - "Hooked on a Feeling" is a classic! I'm surprised William Hung didn't do a cover version of it.

Perplexio said...

dantallion: It may be a classic, but still-- David Hasslehoff?!?!?! My objection wasn't with the song but with who had chosen to perform it.