An interesting email exchange

Today I received one of those chain email forwards from an old colleague and friend from my previous job:

I hate these things, sorry to pass this on but I did the quiz and at the bottom of the quiz there is a disclaimer that says if you don’t pass it on you’ll get the opposite of your wish. The opposite of my wish isn’t pretty, so I had no choice. Ok, so I’m superstitious…

I followed the instructions in the email and responded back:

Mine was way way way off the mark. I wished for nothing. I’m not forwarding it to anyone… the opposite of nothing is something. I know that’s kind of vague and ambiguous… but we’ll see, I guess.

To which he responded:

So was mine was too, but I wished hot s*x with a hot skinny young chick and I didn’t want to risk getting the opposite…..

I couldn't resist so...

A cool obese old man? Santa Claus perhaps? Don’t forget to leave the cookies on the nightstand.